How To waste Time(Effectively?) (Satirical comedy Tale)

When I told my Friend about my idea of writing a book.

He laughed.

I asked him , Why are you Laughing?

His reply was , What will be the title of the book?

I said  'How to waste Time --by Hemanth Palle'

He Started Laughing Loud? and Said that , No idiot will read it.Who do you think will read it.'How to waste Time'. Who don't know 'How to waste Time' and who want's to know  'How to waste Time'. He again repeated No Idiot will read it. No idiot !

Well, then i smiled and stayed Calm for few Seconds.

Later My friend asked,What's the story(content)..

I got my first idiot(i.e., my first listener), who termed himself as an idiot a minute ago, silly idiot!

I started..

Me :  Have you ever thought wasting time is a business.

idiot : What...!..? wasting time is a business...? .. hm..

Me : How do you calculate that, whether ur time was wasted or used correctly?

idiot: When you do Something which adds value..

Me : What value? Money..?

idiot : Of course Money, and also Knowledge.

Me : Ok then , when do you Say your time is wasted

idiot : Sitting idle, Arguing with people like you

 Then another person from my team, who is some what hyper in nature joined us by saying Whats up.. Whats up Buddy.. Whats going on..

idiot :


Wasted a lot of time, next part will be coming soon until then please dont waste your time thinking about this.